This is an independent snowglobe/AU Yami Bakura roleplay account.

I am simply a fallen star, stripped of my powers and privileges, banished to your realm to spend the rest of my days amongst you humans.

Warning: This Bakura is a pathological liar, if you ask a question you may not be getting a true answer. For more info check the extra pages.

M!A: None
Art by Goshi
When the Light Goes Out
kingofhellryou asked: *ancient muse has decided to be a complete dork and come out for five seconds swipe his index finger down Star's back and quickly disappear before he is seen*

kingofhellryou:

starbrightbakura:

kingofhellryou:

starbrightbakura:

*darts around, feathers bristling in disgust. His eyes narrow sharply when he perceives nothing* Creature it would be in your best interest to reveal yourself to me.

(( *SCREAMING* !!!! HELLO.  I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE WELL ))

Rude you are banished from my red skies.” He covered his nose,  but his hand away his face was healed. Although it still hurt like hell. “Is that anyways to treat a king? Shame on you.”

"It is the way I treat a friend who chose to abandon my company, and declare their return my touching my back.” He huffs a little, but does lean forward to touch the nose with concern for any possible lasting injury. “Surely you see the fairness in that.”

"…I’m the king of hell- I was busy. Sorry if your feelings where hurt in anyway." He was censer in his apology. "And no you are not actually banned. And maybe it is fair, no need to be so harsh though."

Feelings.” He scoffed, a little too much. “It is simply rude. … I suppose I apologise for injuring you. And I would be delighted to take up your offer of a flight in your skies once more. But perhaps another time, I am afraid now I have only a little time to spare. Has there been unrest in your kingdom?”

kingofhellryou asked: *ancient muse has decided to be a complete dork and come out for five seconds swipe his index finger down Star's back and quickly disappear before he is seen*

kingofhellryou:

starbrightbakura:

kingofhellryou:

starbrightbakura:

*darts around, feathers bristling in disgust. His eyes narrow sharply when he perceives nothing* Creature it would be in your best interest to reveal yourself to me.

(( *SCREAMING* !!!! HELLO.  I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE WELL ))

He couldn’t help himself. So he came back, and appeared right in front of him. “Boo!”

Bakura remains motionless, face hard and bland as stone. He does not startle or move back. All he does is blink slowly, languidly, and punch Ryou in the face.

Rude you are banished from my red skies.” He covered his nose,  but his hand away his face was healed. Although it still hurt like hell. “Is that anyways to treat a king? Shame on you.”

"It is the way I treat a friend who chose to abandon my company, and declare their return my touching my back.” He huffs a little, but does lean forward to touch the nose with concern for any possible lasting injury. “Surely you see the fairness in that.”

Anonymous asked: Birdie Boogeyman

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I congratulate you on your excellent use of alliteration, though your sophistication could be improved.

But we mustn’t give people ideas now. Be a good grey creature and never mention the name again.

posted 2 days ago
kingofhellryou asked: *ancient muse has decided to be a complete dork and come out for five seconds swipe his index finger down Star's back and quickly disappear before he is seen*

kingofhellryou:

starbrightbakura:

*darts around, feathers bristling in disgust. His eyes narrow sharply when he perceives nothing* Creature it would be in your best interest to reveal yourself to me.

(( *SCREAMING* !!!! HELLO.  I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE WELL ))

He couldn’t help himself. So he came back, and appeared right in front of him. “Boo!”

Bakura remains motionless, face hard and bland as stone. He does not startle or move back. All he does is blink slowly, languidly, and punch Ryou in the face.

kingofhellryou asked: *ancient muse has decided to be a complete dork and come out for five seconds swipe his index finger down Star's back and quickly disappear before he is seen*

*darts around, feathers bristling in disgust. His eyes narrow sharply when he perceives nothing* Creature it would be in your best interest to reveal yourself to me.

(( *SCREAMING* !!!! HELLO.  I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE WELL ))

Anonymous asked: Gassy Ball with Wings

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You grey creatures should learn not to take your concept of humour from thuggish humans.

posted 2 days ago with 1 note

What do you think my character’s autobiography would be called?

inboxideas:

they’ll tell you how accurate you are.
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starbrightbakura asked: No? My mistake, I simply assumed due to the mention of dating. I suppose it must still be early weeks for the two of you, in which case the wooing through favoured delicacies is no small matter to be sacrificed. Still, one would not go amiss. Join me Atem.

destiny-be-damned:

destiny-be-damned:

Atem’s hand scrubbed over his face. When put like that he supposed it did seem like wooing, but that was hardly the case. Atem just had this ridiculous gift card someone had given him and he noticed Figis apparently sold bacon wrapped steaks. It was hardly a planned out gesture to secure Thief’s favor. He nodded to Bakura. “Very well. I’ll cook us up some.” He said moving to the freezer and pulling out the steaks to run them under water to thaw.

The star simply smiled serenely and shook his head at the unfamiliar words. “No I am afraid I do not. Are they well known? I would have expected it would have been introduced if they were so necessary … of course it could always be that this is my introduction, hah.”

He shakes his head and moves around to inspect the library as he had done the previous room. His soft feathers trailed on the sleek wood and bony fingers stroked several spines. “As it should be, one can never have enough knowledge. This is quite impressive a collection for private ownership. All of these belong to you, yes?”

"Yes. They are animated, but I like them better than most movies truth be told." He said with a grin. "We’ll schedule an evening and you can come and watch a couple perhaps?" He blushed a little. "You know not necessary, but definitely relevant in pop culture." He pointed out. 

"Yes, they are all mine. I am proud to say that I have read most of them. I…when I first gained my own body I did nothing but read." He admitted. "I slept very little…I was..in a bad place." He shook his head trying to dislodge the memory. "They are all alphabetically organized." He said proudly. "I do not know why that pleases me so, but it does."

"Animated? Ah, the moving caricature drawings used in shows for children? I have seen those, rather good. Not in movie form though. You should certainly make such a grand introduction to me. You do not mind children do you Atem? Only, I am afraid I would not be comfortable with leaving my son alone at his age."

He was tempted to flap his wings to move up closer to the books on higher shelves, but had the feeling it would not make the sort of impression he was after. He simply nodded in satisfaction. “Of course it does. Organisation is a balm to the soul among a world of fiery chaos. I was the high assistant to the Record Keeper, you know. You have done an excellent job. Now- shall we move on? I worry the food shall suffer if we squander our time.”

thief-of-shadows:

starbrightbakura:

thief-of-shadows:

"Very young then. At least, you can see the world better than I can with those wings of yours…" He was very jealous of those who could go wherever they pleased, not limited to being housed in an ancient hunk of gold. "The Earth? The Earth doesn’t need humans, or does it govern humans… Humans are fully capable of being idiots on their own time. They’re especially adept at perpetuating their stupid ideas to a point where they become widely accepted as fact, and cause wars despite themselves. Someone should stop them, don’t you think?"

"It wasn’t built for you, you know.” He scoffed, though… he was a hypocrite. “What do you mean, no weather? Why should they be smaller? I only really agree with your first point…”

"I have an unequaled view of the world, but I assure you you are missing less than you would this. Everything here is designed specifically for those stuck to the ground like drawings on a page. I may have a better view, but I still must return to the ground each day." In this case the jealousy he would usually be rather smug about was not useful to him, and he attempted to placate the other charmingly. "When you speak of it like that perhaps, as one on the inside." 

"Of course it was not. If it were it has been done so horribly. However if we are speaking of remaking the world in a manner that suits us those would be the least of my suggestions. I can not fly in the rain and I freeze when it snows. The size of humans too should be obvious, I am tired of humans with all their supernatural strength and bulk believing they are so superior. And what have you against my second point, is it not common courtesy to make all buildings accessible to all citizens?"

"Don’t you come from another place, though? If you’re some different, winged species? There’s no… what, secret hideout in the sky?" Thief used the words universe and Earth sometimes, but did he really grasp any concept of outer space or what happens if you completely leave the atmosphere? …Probably not.

"You couldn’t just… remove weather! Would it be hot all the time or cold all the time? No clouds, so… very hot, then? You know I might like that, actually… I like the heat. Egyptian summers might burn you alive, but, at least it’s an interesting sensation." That or he was insane. Both?

"You’re not weaker than a human." He snickered. "Are you? Anyway, could you even consider yourself a citizen?"

"Not so long as I wish to continue breathing. The spells to change oxygen tolerance are not as flexible as one would wish. You certainly could remove weather. The clouds could simply continue their primary function of protecting the world from the sun’s heat. The stars would warm the earth from Lady Moon’s chill. All days would be comfortably warm, without the glare of bright sunlight or the coolness of excessive shade. There would be no rain or snow to drive bodies to build houses. Superior in all ways, no?"

"Of course not. Even if I were not capable of incinerating a human with more haste than the blinking of an eye I would be far from that weak.” He snorted, eyes bright as though amused at the absurdity of the question. “However the difference in size does lead some of the less intellectually equipt of the human species to assume so. I would prefer less unnecessary challenges thrown my way. The clean up is rather a hassle, you understand. I certainly would consider myself a citizen of the earth. It is where I live is it not?”

seventhfracture:

starbrightbakura:

seventhfracture:

"You spoke of stars, is that where you hail from then? The place of Stars?" It was a pretty concept, she found it quite amusing to consider. "If its finances you need I assure you there are easy ways of making good money if you’re willing to be a little…loose on certain scruples." 

She nodded, “as an expert in the field I agree with this man you spoke to. Do you recall his name? I’d like to speak to a man like that today.” 

"It is indeed. I hail from above the realm of the clouds, a star in the service of my Lady Moon." He drew himself up and spoke prettily, but there was a slightly sarcastic twist to his smile. "I have no doubts there are and I assure you it is not an overabundance of scruples that stays my hand in the matter. Perhaps if I have no other avenue but for now I rather enjoy my current assignment and would prefer to stick to more socially acceptable means of living. I need not make my position any more precarious."

The star made rather a show of pausing and fussing mentally over whether or not to voice his next thought. “Though. If you are ever aware of someone requiring the services of a storyteller perhaps you could direct them my way. He was one of those who wear my face, so Bakura naturally. But I believe he mentioned going by the moniker ‘Thief’. I should hope he is not truly a thief, or his boldness may not be so wise.”

"A luscious kind of existence by the sounds of it." She chuckled. She could imagine the prancing pack of winged entities dangling above them. She knew goddesses and demons and they were alike in so many ways sometimes it seemed a hassle to make a distinction. "I find a precarious situation keeps life interesting. That said, if given the option I’d put down my warring sword to be a soccer mum in Florida."

She tilted her head slightly, amused, “you’re a storyteller?” Now that was something she could not quite picture but she was laughing a moment later. “Thief, yes, he’s one of my paramours. A sweet creature if ever there was one.”

"I could not in good faith disagree. A life I shall be more than happy to return to once my time here is over. It is most different, that is undeniable. It is many of these differences that make me rather more cautious than I would be in a more normal situation. Sought precariousness is interesting only until it reaches the point of folly. Something to be striven for once basic comforts have been achieved, not before. Though I am not sure I would term myself a ‘soccer father’ no matter how far my warring sword has been abandoned." He was clearly unfamiliar with the phrase, though he adapted it for his use easily enough.

"Indeed I am. It was not my original desired assignment I confess, but it is something pleasant to find a reminder of home amongst the world of humans. I have been told I am rather good, though we shall see what is thought of me when I run out of traditional star tales to cannibalise for subject matter." He reflected her good mood effortlessly, smiling a little wider. "Oh? I am afraid we did not exactly find an overabundance of common interest, but I can not fault you for him.  He has dedication, that is clear at the very least."